Underrated Hottie of the Week

14 12 2012

Alice Eve


Underrated hottie material has been a little slim this week so I’m going to take things back to 2010 when She’s Out of My League hit theaters and America was introduced to a little lady named Alice Eve. Underrated doesn’t even begin to describe how under appreciated this British minx is. I mean holy george washington carver. She’s legitimately on par with Scarlett Johansson in the boob hotness department yet I’d guess that half the guys in this country would hear her name and not know who she is/think she’s a random porn star. Alice Eve? Sounds like she starred in Scrotal Recall. When I first heard that was her name I’m thinking huh… pretty hot, must be her stage name. Nope. It’s her real name, fellas. So add like six million sexy points the second she was born.

If you haven’t heard of Alice, she’s been in a bunch of British TV shows nobody cares about, was briefly in the final season of Entourage, and started heating up the big screen in the late 2000s. If Blockbuster still exists, drive there now and rent Crossing Over. Pretty boring movie with Ray Liotta but it’s actually worth seeing because Alice has a little, no big deal, barely noticable… topless scene. Yup. Full on boob. Now, if you’re under the age of 18 and can’t legally look at full on boob yet, check her scene as a hot nanny in Sex In The City 2. Get’s the job done. Then shoot yourself because you just watched part of Sex In The City 2.

By now you’ve noticed that Alice has an amazing rack. Just unreal in every sense of the word. But, would she be blazing hot with average sized cans? Of fucking course she would. She’s got a killer face and has, no question a tight packag, not to mention she’s British. So if the tatas were gone, which would be a travesty, she’d probably still rank pretty high. Luckily for us, those tig ol bitties are very, very real and not going anywhere.

Hopefully Alice gets some more feature roles in movies in the near future because if there’s one thing that she’s made very clear it’s she has no problem showing off her assets.

Here’s a couple more for the road


Alice Eve 2


– JD



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