Whats With The Name?

30 01 2012

Since TODM is in full blow up mode right now I’ve been getting a lot of questions regarding my name. “Hey JD McDouche what’s with the weak sauce name?” or “Yo McGriddle I bet you love the sausage McGriddle because you love meat in your mouth so much…”

Hard hitting stuff. Cuts me at the core. Here I think I’m gaining a loyal following of Off Duty Mime fanatics here to support my quest for blogging glory and all I have to show for it is a couple asshole comments saying I suck and need a new name. Well, guess what? JD McGriddle is now officially going green and healthy. From this day forward I’ll be known as JD McSolarPower.

Rolls of the tongue, doesn’t it?

No. It goddamn doesn’t. JD McGriddle is a magical and mysterious name that conjures up images of a Hercules-like man beast who gets strength to eat dragons and hold gigantic stone globes (oh, wait, thats fucking Atlas) by pounding McDonald’s breakfast sandwiches.

This just might be one of the greatest combos of all time. Like ice sculptures and grizzly bears. Or marmalade and handjobs. Doesn’t get much better than Jessica Albs and three piping hot McGriddles.

Anyway I’m getting off track. See, here at The Off Duty Mime we love fast food. Not because we’re all overweight losers who cram our faces with Chalupas in between circle jerks. No, because we live in goddamn America. The land of the free and the home of the Whopper. A country where marketing gurus at Taco Bell are so freakin creative they name their attempt-to-create-a-4th-meal-of-the-day so-that-more-people-can-eat-tacos campaign…Fourthmeal. Perfect.

So loyal TODM readers, whether you’re getting sex advice from a guy named 5 Piece Thuggets or learning a trendy new curse word from a crazy cat named Chicken Tratt-bread Sangwich, relax on the name questioning. The theme is fast food. You got me. Now sit back and let the McGriddle nephew do his thang.






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